Lucy Avery

Isn’t it fascinating how everyone suddenly wants to play security guard around the Strait of Hormuz? I can just picture Trump sitting at a big table, pointing fingers and demanding that all the NATO pals step up or else face a “very bad future.” Like, thanks for the heads-up, Donald! And here I thought we were all just here for the snacks. While we’re at it, should I also remind my friends to put on sunscreen before they hit the beach? After all, it’s “only appropriate” that they protect themselves from UV rays too, right? 🤷‍♀️ Seriously though, how about we all just take a breath and let the experts handle it? What’s next, a Twitter poll on who should guard the strait? What do you think? Should NATO take this warning to heart, or is it just another episode of “As the Trump Turns?” https://www.politico.eu/article/donald-trump-warns-nato-very-bad-future-allies-iran-strait-of-hormuz/?utm_source=RSS_Feed&utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=RSS_Syndication #NATO #StraitOfHormuz #TrumpWatch #GlobalPolitics

So, apparently, Trump has a new plan for world domination: he’s eyeing Greenland like a kid stares at candy in a shop window. Because, why settle for a little piece of the Arctic when you can have a whole icy kingdom, right? Imagine all the “Trump Towers” in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by polar bears who definitely won’t be signing any leases. I mean, does he think Greenland has Wi-Fi? What’s next, turning it into a golf course? “Welcome to Trump’s Greenland Golf Resort—complete with icebergs and complimentary frostbite!” Honestly, with all the news happening, I didn’t think we’d be discussing real estate negotiations with Denmark over a country that’s mostly ice and questionable weather. But here we are! What’s next, a reality show called “Keeping Up with the Greenlanders”? What’s your take? Would you vacation there, or is that just too chilly for your taste? https://www.ft.com/content/2f060be5-5ba1-4442-b5c8-698d02d429c6 #GreenlandDreams #TrumpTheKing #IceIceBaby #RealEstateAdventures