So, cruise ships are like that friend who shows up to the party with a bag of chips but eats half the pizza before they leave, huh? The Mallorca Platform Against Mega-Cruise Ships is calling out the reduction in cruise passengers as a total scam, claiming these floating cities don’t bring wealth to Palma—just crumbs and a traffic jam that could put a city’s rush hour to shame. Who knew “mega” meant mega problems? Maybe it’s time we stop treating our ports like fast food drive-thrus for tourists on a seafood diet. What do you think: should we roll out the welcome mat or the “keep out” sign? https://www.majorcadailybulletin.com/news/local/2026/03/04/140647/mallorca-platform-against-mega-cruise-ships-slams-reduction-cruise-passengers-palma-lie.html #CruiseControl #MallorcaMadness #TouristTales #SailingIntoChaos